officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

(Source: officialwhitegirls)

Reblogged from hate


hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

Reblogged from tessa-nator


onlylolgifs:

Dog Tries to Drink Water From iPad

onlylolgifs:

Dog Tries to Drink Water From iPad

Reblogged from the-absolute-best-gifs


maliciousmelons:

if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

image

(Source: maliciousmelons)

Reblogged from sextnoise


mormondad:

i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet

Reblogged from moistbottom


mnrva:

I was born in the wrong generation, take me back to the paleoarchean era. I want to be insentient. I want to be bacteria

Reblogged from relahvant


apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Reblogged from heyfunniest


kittyquinnbostwick69:

marypoppinthatpussy:

That piñata seems alarmed to say the least

I am doNE WITH THIS WEBSITE

kittyquinnbostwick69:

marypoppinthatpussy:

That piñata seems alarmed to say the least

I am doNE WITH THIS WEBSITE

(Source: addelburgh)

Reblogged from gnarly


awwww-cute:

Got a new pillow for the chair

awwww-cute:

Got a new pillow for the chair

Reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts


unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

Reblogged from dulect


dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)

Reblogged from intensional


dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

image

Reblogged from whymessupagoodthing


gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

Reblogged from perks-of-being-chinese


(Source: dontpanicpicnic)

Reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts


Reblogged from icanrelateto


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